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老白兔回給天才英文情書作者李大維的信~ohmygod~老白兔看了幾天前發表的(天才的英文情書~ohmygod~),也寫了一封回信給李大偉先生,如下: Dear 房地產Li big great first born:........................................................親愛的李大偉先生:See you one eye, I no print 房屋買賣elephant.......................................看到你第一眼, 我沒印象.I have dry eye disease. 買屋.............................................................我有乾眼症.So my eyes close and open again. 濾心.......................................所以我眼睛眨阿眨.You all day die again and 商務中心again...............................................你就整天死去活來.I do not remember you. Yes it matters. 小型辦公室.................................我不記得你. 絕對有關係.When I carefully look at 辦公室出租you.......................................................當我仔細看著你.Find I no love you. I no go eat and sleep with you. 宜蘭民宿...............發現我不愛你.我不想嫁給你(嫁不就是跟他吃睡在一起). So quickly shave light head, be a monk ba! 九份民宿...........................所以趕快理光頭, 去當和尚吧!By the way, remember to find bigger temple to over your life.ㄛ還有, 記得找間酒店經紀較大的廟來了此一生.No like you people. ........................................................................不喜歡你的人.上文為真情流露的老白兔慧劍斬情絲一刀見血告白篇!!!~老白兔文筆不錯吧!天才的英文情書~ohmygod~原來本文全版如下 :
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